Take time to smell the flours

How did the rulers of Lancaster & York consummate their marriages? They rose to the occasion.
It’s classy to have a dozen roses on a grand piano, but I prefer tulips on my organ.
Me so thorny!
A peony saved is a peony earned.
What did the Pleione say to its parents? I’m proud to be y-orchid!
I get excited to start my garden. I even wet my plants.
Two botanists were arguing. Said one, “Let’s decide this once and floral.”
Someone has been adding soil to my garden. Hmm, so the plot thickens.
Two farmers are at a bar. One says, “I killed a hundred weeds today!” The other farmer says, “Nah, you didn’t, you only killed ninety eight”, to which the first farmer replies, “So I Roundup!”
Two young flowers began to date. It was a budding romance.
A flower was pulled over for speeding. He really put the petal to the metal.
The wife is all mad at me for planting the wrong flower. Oopsie daisy!
A man in a flower shop was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said, “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.” The florist said, “I know… and you gotta buy them flowers too.”
A woman received a bouquet of headless stems. The card read, “from your secret stalker”.
A gherkin runs home to tell her mom she’s dating a senior named Herb. When her mom asks why she’s so excited, she says, “well, he’s kind of a big dill!”

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