I’ll try to stick to the theme here, but forgive me if I go off fauna tangent.

I’ve noticed that the longer the fairy tale, the more likely to dragon.
Cows have hooves and they lactose.
I have a pony that drinks so much water! He’s a little horse.
An existential dolphin pondered its porpoise.
9 out of 10 French nationals opt for escargot over McDonalds. They don’t care for fast food.
A farmer was terribly embarrassed that his animals had a great sense of humor. He feared his farm was the laughing stock of the county.
At the zoo, they had a hen who could add, subtract, multiply and divide. She was a mathemachicken.
Fish make the best jazz musicians. They really know their scales.
Here’s a tip. Never try to study at an aquatic exhibit. It’s otter chaos.
The monkey union is very strong. They can’t get fired, but they can be transferred to a different branch.
Do sheep all look the same, or is it just shear coincidence?
Why did Dracula strap two rattlesnakes on the front of his car? He needed new vindshield vipers.
Owls love puns! They think they’re a hoot.
Elephants are not allowed inside, but nobody wants to talk about that.
What kind of phone might an alligator use? A crocodial.
Nobody likes to play basketball with pigs. They’re ball hogs.
I watched a NatGeo documentary on beavers. It was dam good.
Why did the rancher cut two legs off of every steer? He wanted to raise lean beef.
Silkworms train hard to be great wrestlers, but they always end up in a tie.
What do you call a tabby with ten pins? An alley cat.
What does a collie do when the sheep miss their pen? He makes a ewe turn.
Mozart hated chickens. All they ever talked about was Bach! Bach!
What does a bailiff say when a skunk enters the courtroom? Odor in the court!
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because the rancher told him to get a long little doggy.
Why was the poor skunk sad? He didn’t have one stinking scent.
Racing snails have shells. Without them, they would just be sluggish.
Pig puns are boaring.
I use my cellphone when I want my dog. My friend asked how the dog knows it’s me. I told him because he has collar ID.

#MPD